PENFIGHT
ARCADE MULTIPLAYER
Flick your pen across the desk and knock the other one off the edge. Real physics, one shot each, no second chances — the classroom game, played against anyone.
- Coming soon toApp Store
iPhone & iPad · iOS 17+
- Coming soon toGoogle Play
Android 9+
No forced ads · Every pen earnable without paying · Plays with no signal
HOW IT WORKS
Three seconds to learn
- 1
Drag back
from your pen, like a catapult. Further back, harder the shot.
- 2
Let go
and the whole flick is simulated — spin, ricochets, the lot.
- 3
Knock them off
the table. Hanging over the edge still counts, until it doesn't.
WHAT'S IN IT
A real game, not a physics toy
Physics, not animation
Every pen is a real rigid body. The tumble off the edge is simulated, which is why no two knockouts look the same.
22 pens in the garage
A flat carpenter pencil genuinely cannot roll. A metal barrel hits like one. The archetype is the physics, not the paint.
Slow-motion replays
Every knockout replays from three angles, called by a two-voice commentary booth that notices when you knock yourself off.
Ranked, with a rating that moves
Quick Match finds someone near your rating — or, if the queue is empty, a computer opponent, so you're never left waiting. A 20-second shot clock keeps every match moving.
Play with people in the room
Pass-and-play on one device for two to four, plus an AI opponent — both work with no signal at all.
No pay-to-win
Premium pens are a shortcut, never an advantage: every one of them has a path in the currency you earn by playing.
WAYS TO PLAY
Six of them, all shipping
- 1v1Classic. One pen each, last one on the table wins.
- Free-for-allThree or four pens, every one of them against you.
- 2v2 teamsFriendly fire stays on, which is the entire joke.
- Private roomsA six-character code, or a link you send. No queue.
- TournamentsA bracket you host, run to a winner.
- Pass-and-playOne phone, two to four people, no account.
QUESTIONS
Before you download
Is it free?
Yes. Pen Points — the one currency in the game — are earned just by playing, and buying them only ever saves you time. Every pen and cosmetic is reachable for free, and nothing purchasable changes physics or gives anyone an edge in a match.
What platforms is it on?
iPhone first, iOS 17 and up. Android is next, not out yet. There's no browser version — the game lives on the phone, this page is just the front door.
Do I need to be online to play?
Only for matches against other people. Pass-and-play on one device and practice against the built-in AI both work with no signal at all.
Will I actually be playing against a person?
In Quick Match, yes, matched near your rating — unless the queue is empty, in which case a computer opponent steps in so you're not left waiting. Same physics, same rules either way.
Is there chat, or any way strangers can message me?
No. No text, no voice, no emotes — no free-form way for players to communicate at all. You can report or block anyone from the roster or the postgame scoreboard.
Do I need to make an account?
No email, no password. Playing online creates an anonymous identity the moment you need one, and you can rename yourself any time.
Are there ads?
Only rewarded video, and only behind a button you press — most often DOUBLE IT on a reward you have already won and keep either way. No banners, no interstitials, and nothing that interrupts a match. As of today none of it is even switched on: no build that exists can serve an ad yet.
What do younger players get?
Under-13 accounts are never shown an ad at all, and nobody under 18 is ever shown a personalised one — before the age question is answered, the game assumes the strictest setting. There is no chat of any kind, in any mode.
GET THE GAME
FLICK. HIT. SURVIVE THE EDGE.
The listings are not up yet. Nothing here is a queue you can join or an address we can take — the buttons below light up the day the stores do.
- Coming soon toApp Store
iPhone & iPad · iOS 17+
- Coming soon toGoogle Play
Android 9+